two way petting zoo
two way petting zoo by snorlax7 March 20, 2009
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two-way petting zoo
A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
two-way petting zoo by theinitiator March 21, 2009
Montreal Petting Zoo
Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...
Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
Montreal Petting Zoo by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014
tadpole petting zoo
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
tadpole petting zoo by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
pettingzoo
pettingzoo by mercluke January 8, 2009