another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting
ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo
chris: yeah buddy
chris: yeah buddy
by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013
Get the pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoomug. When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.
Aka gerbiling.
My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.
by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022
Get the Petting Zoomug. A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011
Get the Petting Zoo Justinmug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug.