pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

by chowderlap August 4, 2008

whipped-cream-eye-patch

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.

LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"

by fringe tickler November 9, 2010

eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

eye patch sally

when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth

man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley

by not sally October 20, 2004

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016