by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009
Get the Perverted ears mug.Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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/noun/
1. a female who practices sexual perversion.
2. /Pathology/. a female affected with perversion.
3. feminine form of pervert.
1. a female who practices sexual perversion.
2. /Pathology/. a female affected with perversion.
3. feminine form of pervert.
1. Wow, Tiffany is such an eternal pervertess.
2. "What's a pervertess?" "It's like a pervert, but with -ess added to the end of it. Like a lioness."
3. Like the male pervert, the female pervertess has a very dirty mind, rivaling and sometimes even overtaking her male counterpart.
2. "What's a pervertess?" "It's like a pervert, but with -ess added to the end of it. Like a lioness."
3. Like the male pervert, the female pervertess has a very dirty mind, rivaling and sometimes even overtaking her male counterpart.
by LookAtThatAss August 6, 2011
Get the pervertess mug.The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
by Paragon98X January 1, 2022
Get the Perverse Instantiation mug.a person who only talks sexual terms constantly, and tries to feel u up and down, left and right, and tries to hook up with boys and girls no matter who they are, ugly or pretty.
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by abookie November 7, 2003
Get the perverted mug."Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse.
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse.
by will May 3, 2005
Get the perverse mug.The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.
It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.
by RIMBoy March 26, 2007
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