Perks

A fairy tale coffee house where mediocre coffee is served in an abandoned office cubicle.

AP: These leads suck!
BH: This coffee from perks sucks even more!

by 50dollarCPMs May 2, 2009

perking

Faking, holding out on someone. To be lying.

You perking on me bout that CD, cuz yean even make it yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

perk

To smoke majiuana (1); have sex (2); or procrastinate (3)

ex. 1: "Nigga lets perk a blunt I wanna burn."
ex. 1b: "Dog that bong is nice lets perkulate"
ex. 2: "I'm funna perk wit dat bitch tonight."
ex. 2b: "Yeah doe doe she was perkin wit a real nigga last night"
ex. 3: "Nigga stop perking we gotta go!"

originated by andrew sinclaire and ej on the game

I was perkin and the examples are shown above

by aych pee da ghost July 16, 2009

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

Perking

The act of jerking off while puking

"Dude I was perking at my girlfriend's house yesterday"

by ThuhUtterLickrs November 12, 2014

perk

the place where every pennridge high schooler gather on tuesday nights for cheese steak night.

I am going to the Perk for csn.

by hot bitches September 9, 2006

perk

Used in the Portsmouth area mainly by the much loved 'chav' it is the lazy mans' way of saying Prick.

'You are such a perk!!!'

After someone does something stupid 'PERK'

by GPOMPEY09 May 15, 2008