Checo Perez

A Formula 1 Driver who has a lot of rear

He(Checo Perez)'s got so much rear! -Lewis Hamilton

by honestmaxverstappenfan November 28, 2021

Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.

Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.

Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.

by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006

Perennial

lasting a long time, appearing again and again.

monday is so damn perennial

by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

Sweaty Perez

1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).

2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.

Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.

by jstencil February 6, 2009

Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.

After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.

by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009

Perez Hilton

The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.

Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!

by JxDx May 1, 2011