Pepto please

A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.

This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.

Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.

Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!

by PinkOrchid January 5, 2011

Pepto Bismol

yeayuh Pepto Bismol!!!..u kno that medicine...the commercial comes on tv..and theres these like old ppl dancin ..goin "yeA Pepto Bismol!!"

I want my Pepto Bismol please

The power of the Pepto Bismol in the palm of my hand!

by krishna February 26, 2005

Pepto Bismal

Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle

Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl

by A,B,C. November 13, 2007

pepto jizmal

(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she's not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl's upset tummy.

sorry, ronnie, i can't make it tonight. i just don't feel very well.

how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it'll cure what ails 'ya!

by justymac August 22, 2008

Pepto-Bismol

While your girlfriend is on her period you cum in her. The pink substance leaking out of her pussy is thick pink Pepto.

Last night my girl was on her period, after cumming in her she leaked Pepto-Bismol.

by Easy Riders June 21, 2015

pepto bismol pink

the color of a girls coochie

is it pepto bismol pink?

by bennyboy3500 February 10, 2023

Pepto Bismol Suppository

Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.

His cock was so big and I was horny I told him to give me Pepto Bismol Suppository.

by ShRek tHe MiGhTy OgRe LoRd December 8, 2014