penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration

female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day

by Fatherm7768 November 5, 2020

Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Do you remember penis inspection day at school?

by the cock inspector May 4, 2021

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022