death penalty

An "eye for an eye" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the electric chair, and today the lethal injection is the most common one.

Random death penalty fact: Utah is the only state that still executes by firing squad.

by Party Pooper May 9, 2005

penaptacon

A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.

1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.

2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.

by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007

Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

Stonewall Penalty

In football, where an unambigous foul is committed in the penalty area. The prefix 'Stonewall' is used to highlight the obvious nature of the incident; stonewall being a particular type of wall used throughout Scottish highlands and other mountainous regions as they are really obvious and nobody ever walks into them, ever. Except the occasional rambling referee.

"The referee has walked right into that one! He must have been swayed by the fans here at Old Trafford. The player has been hacked down at the waist by a flying scissor kick just outside the six yard box but the ball has not been touched. That was a stonewall penalty."

by Jeff Stelling April 25, 2007

Neil Peart

The greatest drummer alive

Neil Peart's The Rhythem Method is the best drum solo in the world

by The Analog Kid July 7, 2003

penar

Noun: A penar is slang for a penis or a stupid motherfucker.

"Goddamn, look at that giant horse penar."

"Ouch, my penar is burning."

"Goddamn, look at that kid's penar. It hangs low."

"Look at that fucking penar, what a dickswab he is."

by Josh VanZant September 28, 2005