petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

Petunia

It is simply another word for a dick.

Your such a fucking petunia!

by Not a petunia October 13, 2016

aww petunia.

a word that you use when you are not satisfied.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.

by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011