Pear

Pears are like apples but 20 TIMES BETTER pears could beat the SHIT out of a fucking apple!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!

Dude1:hey do yo like pears?
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*

by Ppppenis morph October 29, 2017

A Pear

A illiterate raccoon that can’t even spell a pair correctly, and is so weird

this idiot can’t even spell A Pair correctly that they spell it A Pear

by Gregstonky March 1, 2021

pear

Reaction to something that's so confusing, random, insane, or hilarious that all you can do is say "LOL, what?!" Refers to the lolwut.com pear. Often used in chat/IRC/social networking sites/blogs when sharing a link to a crazy website with your friends, or used in reaction to a crazy website someone has shared with you.

#1:
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.

#2:
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
Jen: *pear*

by AzureLunatic May 20, 2007

Pear

The fuck why you searchin this up even a fuckin retard knows what a pear is

I like that juicy pear

by Eorokrkr November 27, 2018

pear

1. a woman with a pear shaped body including large breasts and a squishy waist and hips. a pear's personality is soothing but not overly sweet.

2. a fruit that comes from a pear tree

1, my girlfriend is such a pear.

2. you are just a silly pear

by sexymommasexerupper May 12, 2009

Peared

If something happens that is wrong or sad, this is a new word to describe that.

Give me my phone! Ah, you are fucking PEARED!

by WoopsGuy December 1, 2010

pear

It is a common name for small Asian girl usually with British accent. A Pear loves everything that is British-related. A Pear tends to be very organized and always has her life planned ahead on her Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. A usual Pear is very smart and hygienic only for her belongings. A pear goes sleep with shoes and socks on if it is not her own bed. However, conclusively, A Pear is such a very lovely person who wants everybody gathering around and spending quality time together.

A: Hi, my name is Pear
B: Hiii!, nice to meet you Par,

A: No.....!!!! My name is Pear- P- E-A-R - - PEAR, it's a kind of fruit.
B: WOW that's really cool! your name is so interesting! By the way, do you have Australian accent? . .. .
A: . . . .(I'm so gutted)

by jackfruitlovelovecherry December 6, 2011