Apples And Pears

two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S

"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."

by 42nd42 March 9, 2015

alligator pears

Australian slang for avocado.

I just ate some delicious alligator pears!

by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009

soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Parscale

To over promise and under deliver; to set unrealistic expectations or simply lie about a product or event’s popularity or desirability.

I was totally parscaled about the rally. I waited in lines for five days to get in and the arena was only a third full.

by pm800 June 21, 2020