Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!
Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.
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they also lack a father figure in their life
they also lack a father figure in their life
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2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
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