Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 28, 2011

peanut

An affectionate name for a small child or baby

Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

peanuted

when someone pulls on your tie so it goes into a hard to undo knot

hahaha bro you just got peanuted

by The black Daddy May 15, 2019

peanut

Peanut is a word with no real meaning. It can refer to a person, place or thing. Anything you like. It can be taken as an insult or as a compliment.

Yashi - She is definitely peanut.

Debra - definitely.

by Peanut<3whiskers March 27, 2009

the peanut

if your gay and your giving your homosexual partner anal you grab his hair and say i have aids and see how long you hang on.

"so i did the peanut with bill last night. Hung on for at least 6 seconds."

by vjifgfghfjkgh January 11, 2009

PEANUTS

This is nothing but a food! you can chew it, or if you like you can lick it too! peanuts are smooth, but not all of it.. some of them are rough.

girl1: hey what are you eating?

girl2: HAPPY GLEN! oh, HAPPY PEANUTS rather. you want some? :D

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by mothergooseaduna January 04, 2010