paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Padonk

An abbreviated form of padonkadonk or badonkadonk. A nice round bubble butt varying in size and curvature. It can also refer to the sound and/or motion of a boucing booty.

Damn, did you see the padonk on her?! Or...
Must be jelly cuz jam don't padonk like that!

by davidrh1 January 17, 2006

pedonecrobeastaphiliac

one who has sex with dead baby animals
(more commonly known as necropedobeastaphiliacs)

Tom was at the zoo because he heard that the baby elephant had been born dead

by GrayFox474 April 29, 2004

Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.

Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...

by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010

Pladonka

The place where platypuses and donkeys live together in peace and happiness.

also see Temptation Island.

I visited Pladonka just the other day to see my auntie.

by spydersurfer9 August 30, 2005

pedonecrophile

A sick bastard who has sex with dead children.

Today, a pedonecrophile was arrested for having sex with a corpse...more news at 11.

by MuddyBarkus March 23, 2007

pedonecrobeastiality

pedo-necro-beastiality (n.) the act of fornicating a deceased underaged animal.

At what age must a kitten be before it is considered pedonecrobeastiality, instead of necrobeastiality?

by titsmigee November 5, 2007