Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Patton

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

by Iznightwing March 5, 2019

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Holy Potato

The Holy Potato is made up of three minor potatoes. The Baked Potato, The Sweet Potato, and The Unchanged Potato. The Baked Potato is the being of willpower, The Sweet Potato is the master of wisdom, and The Unchanged Potato is the mind of knowledge. These three spirits combined make the Holy Potato, one organism that lives is the dimension between dimensions.

Do not take The Holy Potato's name in vain.

by GrateKeeper October 1, 2014

potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014