Social Parasite

n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite

n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account

guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!

girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf

person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?

by Atohn January 21, 2008

Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

parasite

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.

Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.

by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007

first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

parasiter

parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking

Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.

by Eizner July 19, 2013

Parasite

When something or someone is attached to you even tho you don't want them to and the follow you around and won't leave you alone

Example: Why do you keep following me, you're such a parasite

by Puppy 1234 April 21, 2017

Parasite

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.

I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.

by Enot-Bitter July 21, 2008