Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

Pandemic Paradise

A minecraft server that was created with the purpose of curing the boredom and the stress that came with this pandemic.
sadly coming to an end in late 2021.

Hey do you remember Pandemic Paradise
Yeah i do it was alot of fun wasnt it?

by CaduCL28 January 31, 2022

National Pandemic

Catchword from late 2005 used to describe the effects of the "bird-flu" which, as of right now, has only killed 60 Asian poultry farmers.

Will probably be looked back upon like the ideas of "Shock and Awe" and "Y2K"

I heard some guy on CNN saying that the bird-flu will be a national pandemic if it ever gets to the US.

by phasesout October 19, 2005

pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.

Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*

by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

pandemic pudge

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.

by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021