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Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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pandamal

1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.

2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.

3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.
Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!

You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.

Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?

Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.
by BKDay December 10, 2010
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Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
by YAWA July 7, 2020
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Pandemic Paradise

A minecraft server that was created with the purpose of curing the boredom and the stress that came with this pandemic.
sadly coming to an end in late 2021.
Hey do you remember Pandemic Paradise
Yeah i do it was alot of fun wasnt it?
by CaduCL28 January 31, 2022
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pandemisexual

Not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex or gender identity, but only feels sexual attraction to another person if they form a strong emotional bond or connection with them first.
This pandemisexual man is willing to sleep with any of his friends who understands his emotions.
by M3l0nh34d May 31, 2021
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National Pandemic

Catchword from late 2005 used to describe the effects of the "bird-flu" which, as of right now, has only killed 60 Asian poultry farmers.

Will probably be looked back upon like the ideas of "Shock and Awe" and "Y2K"
I heard some guy on CNN saying that the bird-flu will be a national pandemic if it ever gets to the US.
by phasesout October 19, 2005
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panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
by daCAkid June 5, 2005
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