patantic

Adj: to be pathetically stupid

N: A dog collar worn by some people to reflect their unfulfilling lifestyle.

Adj: His childish rooftop activities are extremely patantic

N:His patantic was a self imposed punishment for his failure as a cyclist

by George's Amazing Adventure December 20, 2009

pedantic

Showing one's intelligence more than is necessary.

David Pearce could be pedantic if he so chose.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Podantic

Combination of "podunk" and "pedantic"

"An elitist hillbilly"

The podantic Klan leader sent back his possum tail because it had tire marks.

by Tweezyman January 8, 2009

pendastical

the naturally occurring movement of protruding naked private parts

- her breasts swayed pendastically as her body rose and fell above him
- His cock moved with pendastical confidence as it grew longer and thicker as he walked across the room.

by MirthyGirth & HubrisHumper December 14, 2008

pandalicker

One who partakes in the licking of Pandas (ailuropoda melanoleuca) for either personal enjoyment or financial gain.

What, you need me to draw you a diagram?

by Hairy Carrie January 24, 2005

pedantic

someone who does things "by the book" to an extent that it overrides intuition

that's one bad teacher, she's so pedantic

by spliffsmoker August 7, 2011

shallow and pedantic

Some thing smart to say if you are Petarded. Commonly said by a person who watches family guy. Said to piss someone off.

This meat loaf is shallow and pedantic- Peter Griffin
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!

by W.I.P. January 12, 2009