Pandametriosis

A serious psychological disorder in which the victim is compelled to cling on to its master and whimpers when pried off or left alone. However the disorder is simply voluntary and often contracted by being pampered as a young child.

Im sorry but your partner seems to have contracted pandametriosis. The only remedy is to run. Run far away.

by xGhost112x March 6, 2017

pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019

Pandemenarche

Getting your first period during a global pandemic.

May 2020-Ruby cannot come swimming today, ya know, pandemenarche.

by Ntrouble July 20, 2020

Pundamentals

The proof they have fake understanding of actual fundamental's

Oxford MBA pundamentals

by Interlex February 2, 2026

Dirty PandaenBertram

Raping small and dirty Nigga boys

I just did a "dirty pandaenbertram

by Brosenbak April 4, 2024

Se me esta saliendo un panameño.

Cuando te estas cagando.

Sujeto 1: "No mames wey, se me esta saliendo un panameño."
Sujeto 2: "El baño esta al fondo del pasillo a la derecha."

Sujeto 1: "Gracias, carnal."

by Chango Maraquero January 15, 2024