pancho

penis

my pancho was happy

by jo05 September 2, 2009

Pancho

A very Mysterious Dry man, Known to few. He is a Heartbreker and a Gentlman all at the same time. He is very dirty, but always clean, yet he never gets wet. He is also known by :3 and " The Driest man in the World".

Airyn: OMG! Is that Pancho across the Street eating a Taco!

Adam: World Of Warcraft! Is It!

Airyn: Nevermind... that guy is all sweaty.

Adam: Can't be Pancho then, everyone knows Pancho can't get wet.

by coconuts are lies October 28, 2010

sneaky pancho

Farting the most rancid fart anyone has ever smelt and denying it by blaming the trash

Oh man, I was just down in QC and Francisco just pulled a Sneaky Pancho

by S. Castro May 16, 2008

Pancho

Pancho is a tiny man who's often associated with a gaffy ollo. He has a little weenie and is known for his moodswings.

OMFG that guy suddenly got fucking angry! He has to be a Pancho

by Fons Smeur March 23, 2022

pancho enis

Generally considered a lazy person we professes to knowing everything but generally annoys everyone. Knows without a doubt that there 34 hours in a day. Has six masters degress but was thrown out of the PhD program for being ingnorant.

Your such a Pancho Enis. Look its Pancho Enis. Want to eat at the mess?

by IOC Harry Cox August 25, 2006

Dirty Pancho

Similar to the sex act referred to as the "Cosby Sweater", the "Dirty Pancho" is a sex act performed when one partner eats Taco Bell or another kind of Mexican food and shits on the receiving partner's chest/stomach area for the arousal of one or both parties.

"Dude, Maria ate some Chipotle and a few hours later gave me the best Dirty Pancho I've ever had."

"Luci gave me my first Dirty Pancho last night and I came so hard."

by alexinwunderland February 16, 2014

Pancho Villa

When a guy puts a novelty mexican pancho around his penis, then exclaims 'ay, ay, ayyy' when his girl goes down on him.

Dude!! Don't touch that! I used that for a pancho villa last night!

by thekingofdebauchery July 24, 2011