Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.

partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!

by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012

Pallaringa

To fap in spanish

"I'm going to fap" means "Voy a hacerme una pallaringa" in spanish

by Torado January 2, 2020

plating out

The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids

Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

emperor palpatine

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006

glass plating

A sexual act in which one person lies underneath a glass coffee table while a partner takes a dump on the table.

Don't go in that place on Kearny Street with the "nastiest videos in town" sign. They got glass plating in there.

by 19 Polk December 1, 2004

Palpatinism

A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.

Revenge of the Sith is the Palpatinism equivalent of the bible.

by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020