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Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.
Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021
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Disc-placing

A new hilarious teen trend, disc-placing is taking millennial by storm. It's a brand new disc golf prank that's easy to pull and fun for all. Simply place a disc in the pin, preferably a driver to make it more convincing, take a picture, and send it to all your friends claiming to have made a hole-in-one. Then sit back and enjoy the congratulations.
"hey dudes check it out (texts pic of disc in pin). I aced it"
"awesome, bro"
"Great job, man"
"are you sure you weren't disc-placing?"
"no, dad." (snickers)
"you'd better not have. Because if I find out you were, you're grounded next weekend. And no listening to Everclear."
by willyfromCLT March 31, 2015
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bonce balancing

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night
by sangus June 6, 2018
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Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.
Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018
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planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011
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