When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.
Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.
Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.
Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.
Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.
Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.
by G-gazam November 7, 2013
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The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.
I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.
by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017
Get the painting the corners mug.Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
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by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006
Get the tonsil painting mug.an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.
Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.
Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
by The Erection July 6, 2010
Get the Painting The Room White mug.An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.
by Nob April 27, 2004
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