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Radge packet

A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.
seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!
by *J-bone* January 12, 2012
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packeties

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
by niggi May 18, 2006
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Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
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run pockets

The act of robbing someone of all the contents in their pockets such as phone, wallet, any jewlwery, etc.
"Aye homie run pockets" or "he did what? Nah we gotta run his pockets"
by Budoze101 October 25, 2017
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Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.
"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz
by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018
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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011
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