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Punta Gorda

1: A city in Florida full of rich people (in Punta Gorda Isles), criminals (on Cooper street), whiners (city wide), and 30 mph speed limits (city wide). There aren't any stores in the city limits because the city counsel doesn't allow it. The hosptial offers good care on the first floor but sucks balls upstairs. The high school is a piece of crap known as Charlotte High School and can't move on after losing their "historic school" that was destroyed in Hurricane Charley and has the worst academic record in all of Charlotte County. Any teenager with brains gets his/her parents to sign the paper so they can attend cross river rival Port Charlotte High School in Murdock, Florida to get away from the weirdos at CHS.

2: Fat Point in Spainish
1: I live in Punta Gorda.
2: Punta Gorda, Florida is a punta gorda.
by The Muffin Man 2 June 6, 2009
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Punta Gorda Middle School

A school with good teachers but BAD, BAD students!Students do ok academically (only because of the wonderful job that the teachers do), but they are very cliquish and nasty to each other. Teachers make this an A school, not the a**hole students. My apologies to the hand full of respectable students at this school; I really do feel sorry for you.
True story: Punta Gorda Middle School students, along with their cheerleader friends at Charlotte High School, used to relgiously vandalize Wikipedia from the school computers with hateful comments and 50,000 "hi"s and hearts where they didn't belong before the school board ended up putting a district-wide block on the site over their abuse.
by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009
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Punta Mara

Punta Mara Is a bulgarian word to describe somebody that speaks fake things and Is told to people which hands are scrubing their dick .
A: To ne znaesh nishto maika ti B: Mahni q Taq Punta Mara ne iskam da q slusham
by Cupcakebackpack December 29, 2022
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Punta Fish

Noun : A terd that floats in water
Punta Fish in the Pool!!! Swim for your life!!!
by Artman April 27, 2006
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Punta Cana

A tropical town in the Dominican Republic that is located on the eastern part of the Dominican Republic. It's mainly a resort town for tourists and visitors.
Bobby: I've been to Punta Cana before.
Tiny Timmy: Oh WhAt WaS iT lIkE?
Bobby: mm yes very nice
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023
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Punta Gorda Middle School

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.

upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.

downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.

full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.
by epik mothuhfuckuh May 6, 2025
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saca punta

what you yell when you are excited, angry, happy, or frustrated. Means pencil sharpener in Spanish. SACA PUNTA!!!!
Guy1: SACA PUNTA!!
Guy2: You must be feeling extremely emotional!
Spanishguy: Pencil sharpener? QUE?!?!?!?!
by jimbobcurtis April 3, 2009
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