Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
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by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

puffin the cheeba

smokin marijuana or pot

I was over at Johnny's last night puffin the cheeba.

by gansta bitch October 10, 2006

puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

puffin tough

dawg, when your straight chiefin on a qp of purp famous like the ninja turtles

puffin tough, leanin tilt, ridin scrapaz pocket staccc

by qp dumke August 6, 2007

Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 7, 2011