Peapod

When a man puts his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

A-"Hey, I heard a rumor that you like to peapod your girlfriend?"
B-"Totally, it feels amazing, plus you can still work the shaft."
A-"Really? Does it all fit?"
B-"It'll fit alright, trust me."

by DJTepid April 22, 2010

PETAphiles

derogatory term for members or supporters of PETA

person 1: "hey, did you know PETA is talking shit about Steve Irwin?" person 2: "they are? fuck those PETAphiles"
person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"

by MysteryAccent February 27, 2019

Petaphor

A group of 2 or more pedophiles.

There is a large group of pedophiles, also known as a petaphor, meeting in our neighborhood weekly.

by RandoP July 19, 2022

Peapod

A very thin coffee addict with big hair, typically local rockstars.

Person A: I was just at the Beachland, and I gotta say, that David guy is a total PEAPOD!

Person B: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

by KWARD October 11, 2007

petapat

a bad word to call any person while they're high

Dude you're such a petapat.

Look at that petapat over there baking.

We're all acting like petapats right now.

by C wilks July 27, 2009

Pleap

A really stupid person, when someone gets a question wrong. Word used instead of swearing.

1.You got an F-? Man ur a pleap
2.You're getting on my pleapin nerves

by UggaMuggaTreeHugger June 15, 2004

Petapoetic

He who harasses poetically.

bob : I crave the lips of a woman.

john : Your very Petapoetic bob...

by c. carvy April 7, 2010