pounding your cane

Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".

by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

by modtrtr March 6, 2009

pounding the conch!

too have over the top intense sex at inapropriate times

hey dave wheres jay oh hes pounding the conch!

hey dude u goin to that party tonight i hear its prime for conch pounding

dude u look depressed as hell i think sum1 needs to pound the conch!

by ROB_4D July 5, 2009

pounding beers

the act of consuming beer in a rapid, continuous manner, one after the other

"if you wanna get sloshed, better start pounding beers"

by fsagfas August 5, 2008

pounding ass

A slang term for having sex (straight or gay).

When a male inserts his cock into a girls or a guys ass and fucks it.

I saw Sean pounding ass in the bathroom.

I pounded a girl in the ass last night! It was some on the best sex I ever had!

I caught Dave pounding Sam's ass in the closet.

by The Contributor September 22, 2013

Pounding the Poop Chute

The sexual act in which intercourse takes place in the anus and rectum. Also refered to as anal sex, and butt fuggin.

Jim didn't want to get her pregnant, so he began pounding the poop chute instead.

by t-nad February 14, 2010

Pounding your pudd

To masturbate like there's no tomorrow.

While your sitting there pounding your pudd, we'll be driving to Jonesboro.

by thug_nasty December 1, 2013