Portugese Breakfast 

It originated in Continental Portugal. This guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian sex with another women using a Portugese Sausage as a double sided dildo. He was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him horny. So he went down on her while eating the sausage. This is also known as a "Portymeal"

Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not

Im hungry n horny, I think im gonna have a Portugese Breakfast.

Portugese Breakfast by Q400 December 28, 2005

portoguese breakfast 

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.

give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.

portoguese breakfast by hurbert g. April 30, 2007

portugese breakfast 

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

portugese breakfast by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

Portugese Breakfast 

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

Portugese Breakfast by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

Porutuguese Breakfast 

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people

Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”

Porutuguese Breakfast by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

portugese breakfest by wtyerghf July 29, 2006