Porter

1.) A person who is generally slow to react to instructions but will complete them very inefficiently in an untimely manner. He is not very reliable but is a good pet/slave for gathering materials/weapons in any games. It is known that Porter has an unreliable internet due to a cheap, Chinese made Wi-Fi adapter he had purchased due to him being “porr” (he could buy one @ Best Buy but is too lazy to, cuz he’s porter).

Pulling a Porter:
action verb
1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep.

(Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)

Example: Umeko: Porter, can you please drone??

Porter: oKAy, iT’s CLeaR JUmP iN!

Umeko: *jumps into the room, instantly gets shot in the head*

Umeko: *smash smash smash* I THOUGHT YOU DRONED IT YOU

FUCKING DUMBASS!

Porter: *sigh* Okay, listen here dinkweed…

by MyLittleDinosaur January 10, 2019

Porter

a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.

"hey is that an emo?"
"no, that's a Kyle."
"actually, thats a Porter."

by totallynotcailey September 19, 2019

porter

A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.

Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."

by porterlover123 February 11, 2020

Porter

A Newport cigarette.

"Lemme get a hit of that porter."

by GetAttaHere24 July 30, 2009

porter

An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.

Those porters can't wash a car to save their lives.

by deloreanman14 February 13, 2007

Porter

The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle

Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.

by Bloodstain September 9, 2005

Porter

A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...

Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...

Porter, Oklahoma

by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 16, 2011