Porter

A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...

Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...

Porter, Oklahoma

by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 16, 2011

Porter

A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa

yo sup ma saffa brudda

yo is porter g

by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019

Porter

This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.

Hey there is porter, hide your feet!

by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019

Porter

A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.

Jack: What's up with that kid over there?
Rob: He's a porter.

by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011

porter

One who cleans or removes waste while being topless.

That porter who took my beer looked ripped.

by Albert G July 21, 2009

Porter

An absolute loser. Will annoy you to death about anything that theese people can get their grubby hands on. Do not interact with theese people they are very salty and annoying.

Porter is a homosexual.

by King Koolaid Rool January 30, 2019

PORTER

porter means the same as twat

you are a f88king porter

by snoop doggy dog November 7, 2007