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Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.
Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*
by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018
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Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.
The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).
by tufs October 6, 2021
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the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
by terse August 3, 2007
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soild plans

to make plans that no one can back out of.
mercy: we need to make solid plans.
paige: how about tomorrow?
mercy: yeah ok but i dont wanna hear you say you cant at the last second.
paige: thats why they are going to be soild plans.
by paigeypooiloveyou July 10, 2010
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Maekin Battle Plans

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."
by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009
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God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.
Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
by Anananon93 January 30, 2018
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glass-plans

Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)
"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-plans to have coffee next week."
by Megan Redhead October 21, 2001
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