picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

Pital

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020

pitmaster

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013

Skunk Pits

A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench

raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits

raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing

raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up

raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper

raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking

by StinkyRottenAss March 3, 2011

royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

by horses May 30, 2006