piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013

Grey Pinata

When you dump your load into a mature woman's mouth and then beat her with your penis, causing the load to explode out of her mouth like a pinata

I'd love to grey pinata your gilf of a grandmother!

by shelly your mom 69 May 20, 2021

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009

Pinkamena Diane Pie

Pinkamena Diane Pie is the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She is a psychotic murderer living in Ponyvile, who tortures ponies or other living being.. into tasty cupcakes. She would give her victim a special cupcake and they would automatically feel quite dizzy until everything turns pitch black. And Pinkamena would drag the victim into her basement, under her bakery aka "Sugarcube Corner". When they wake up they realize that they are strapped tightly against a wooden rack in the dark, when the lights go on the victim itself is in full panic mode as they see horrendous decorations of painted skulls, skins of belonging to other ponies ect ect, organs inside balloons, bones and the strong smell of blood on the floor. Then Pinkamena makes it more worse as she comes out of nowhere and starts to do her torture towards that helpless victim, making sarcastic dark jokes, while taking samples from the pony's body, chopping their limbs and peeling their skin off or slicing their cutie marks on each side of their hips. When they die she then says "Life is a party" and makes her cupcakes with the left out organs and skin. This is considered one of those "GrimDark" fan-made MLP stories out there.

Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Goodie, you're awake. Now we can get STARTED!"

Rainbow Dash: "Pinkie, what's going on? I can't move!"

Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Well, duh! that's because you're tied down"

Random person: "Oh god!!! It's Pinkamena! that's so GrimDark"

by DisconnectedNOW July 12, 2018

pinata

A female who is overweight and is rumored to come from a lot of family money or who has a trust fund.

Guy #1) Hey, I can't believe you're having sex with that beastly fat girl?!?

Guy #2) Eh, she's a pinata... I keep hopin' that if I hit it enough times, money will fall out.

Guy #1) Oh. Right.

by AmazingRobie December 18, 2006

Piñata Party

A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.

Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.

by Special Dicklivery August 7, 2019

dirt piñata

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.

I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.

by Tokay444 October 30, 2015