petardo

someone which is quite slow, stupid

jose es mucho petardo

by hajime123456 January 26, 2011

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003

petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

Petard

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.

"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."

by SnG. April 4, 2010