Percy

A Scotsmans Term for an Englishman (Derogatory)
A counter for the term Jock!
ie= paddy=Irishman
Jock= Scotsman
Taffy=Welshman
Percy=Englishman

Scot:Hey Percy!Hope yer Poofy Team gets Fucked in The World Cup!
Percy:Well at least we Qualified! you fucking Jock!
Scot: Gives Percy a Glesga Kiss(Head Butt)All the way back over the Border into Percyland(England)

by James T Kirk, June 11, 2006

Percy

Led Zeppelins leadsingers (robert plant) nickname, given to him as bonzo was watching a show where the gardeners name was percy, and sayin summin like, "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"

bonzo - "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"

by ten_years_gone December 28, 2005

Percy

1.) A name which a man gives to his penis when dissociating himself from responsibility for its actions or reactions.

2.) A homosexual character in jokes which heterosexual people make about homosexuals. There's usually another homosexual (called Cyril) in the jokes.

1.) "It's not me doing that, it's Percy."

2.) "Cyril and Percy walk into a bar. Percy says, "Thyril, is that a gun in your pocket, or...?'" (followed by the rest of a lame joke).

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

percy

Another term for my penis.

Say hello to percy... kiss him... kiss... him!!!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

percy

A term to describe someone having only enough cannabis to be caught with a "personal" amount - therefore avoiding prosocution.

Joe has a Oz and gets caught by the fuzz,... claims percy and doesnt get taken down for dealing

by Oni March 15, 2005

Percy

One of the baddest bitches you’ll ever meet,has lots of friends and Issa leader there’s only one and will always be one

Fine as hell (of course) as hell Can sometimes be fake only if he doesn’t like you

“Wow” “she’s such a percy”

by Percymichalejones May 23, 2018

Percy

A scary creep who likes to attac the innocent peasant Zara. The wild Percy likes to attac the creepy Zara because Percy is an anus crack hole.

Random dude: who the fudge is that psychopathic girl chasing the innocent Zara around.

Other dude: oh that’s just the wild Percy being an idiot

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019