peanut butter

A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.

":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"

by Fish lover March 6, 2011

peanut butter

slang for "piss boner"

since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense

this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code

Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"

by t-cool September 8, 2007

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013

peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.

Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.

by choey January 18, 2004

peanut butter

Anal sex; butt sex; the butt secks

i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend

by mofo 1414 June 20, 2003

peanut butter

Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.

Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?

by assjugs July 1, 2008

peanut butter

a word used when you have nothing else to say
your mom
also a very yummy food!

person 1 "i'm bored"
person 2 "peanut butter"

by ma January 2, 2005