Padswife

The coolest, hottest, most amazing person ever.

"Have you seen Padswife's brown wavy hair?"
"Omg yeah, aren't her eyes just stunning?"

"Wow, Padswife is the funniest person on the internet! I sure do love watching their content."

by Lucy_lupin2 July 9, 2021

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

_moony.and.pads_

a tiktok account that talks about dead wizards.

_moony.and.pads_ is gay and so am i

by world's greatest grandma August 28, 2021

padsy

Slang for partner. Popularized on the golf course.

A golfer might be heard saying "Nice putt padsy. you saved our ass!" when his partner drains a 30 foot birdie putt to pull even on the $100 nassau.

by jcmiv May 22, 2007

PADS

Post Alcoholic Depression Syndrome

"PADS" is the expression of a feeling of guilt or embarrassment. Usually caused after a night of consuming WAY too much alcohol. PADS can be the result of picking drunk fights with whoever would pay attention to you the night before; waking up to a stranger; waking up and not being able to remember anything from the night before.

Amber: "I am never going to drink again... I feel like death! I feel like killing myself! I cant beleive I did that last night!"

April: "Dont worry, you just have PADS thats all, you will feel better once the PADS wear off"

by April Flathers April 16, 2007