paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 07, 2022
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ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
by BramT April 11, 2021
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paterne

Sometimes I wish I was paterne but im too much of a pussclaat to be one.
by Nju12345 September 27, 2021
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 03, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 03, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 03, 2016
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