Parkin Glot

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.

Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.

by osuiqueue January 9, 2020

Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.

Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.

by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012

Parkin

Snorting parkin, as in taking lines of abused substances.

He's been snorting too much parkin

by Sammich3000xxxx August 6, 2023

parkin

An extreme racist, usually towards black people.

"Call the cops! There's a parkin hanging a black person on a tree."

by Unloaded Address August 31, 2023

Joe Parkin

A big muscular man with a thicc dumptruck ass, Everyone love a joe parkin because he is hot and has a huge cock

"I wanna fuck joe parkin"

by Ginobardoin February 17, 2021