shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009

papitbhk

The next xxxtentacion

I’told you xxxtentacion wasn’t dead!

That’s papitbhk he’s going to be the next xxxtentacion

by xxx-Lui October 25, 2018

Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Parita

A hot gurl evry man wanna hav but cant. Is so hyper tht even the coolest guy r frigthened.

Ooh parita she reminds me of ..

by leeds_united September 29, 2009

papito

hot man, daddy, latin way of telling a man that he is desirable

David, come here papito, you are so hot!!

by Domenica Carrasco September 3, 2007

Pakitard

A word to instult/provoke pakistani people (mostly arabs). Combination of "pakistan" and "retard"

That pakitard stole my YouTube video again!

by UknownRussian August 17, 2016

Papinator

Is an object that men use to masturbate.

Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!

by Briquette April 10, 2009