ouch raisin 

The annoying buzz buzz that thinks it's ok to rub it's bare butt in your peanut butter and impale your children with it's acidic butt horn.

"Oh no, that ouch raisin touched my food, lets endanger their species"

ouch raisin by triadix April 3, 2019

Ouch Gum 

Ouch Gum is the slang used for bubble gum that is actually called, 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages.' the ouch gum usually came in a 24Ct Box that costed $0.94 ea. for 1 tin box.

There's 21 pieces of Ouch! Bubble Gum inside, separated into 3 packs which contained 7 pieces of of Ouch Gum pieces for 1 pack. The 3 packs contained 3 of each flavor. the 3 flavors were Grape, Watermelon, and Strawberry.

The 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages' was made to look like a band aid to wrap around your tongue. The ouch gum comes from Hubba Bubba which is taken over by the Wrigleys company which is a company that makes a variety of flavors in bubble gum.

Sally: "Has anyone seen my Ouch Gum?"
Ronnie: "Oh! are you talking about that type of bubblegum that looks like a band aid and comes in that tin box?"
Sally: "Yeah! Have you seen it?"
Ronnie: "Nope!"

Ouch Gum by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

ouch witz

An exclamation to explain something that hurts with the pain of 6 million nerves firing.

"Ouch witz!" said Eleazar as he stubbed his toe.

ouch witz by coolguy10101 May 11, 2010

ouch my anus hurts! 

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.

I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!

ouch my anus hurts! by plantariumistically October 20, 2007

ouch mouse 

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

ouch mouse by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

ouch pouch 

Used to refer to any physical harm to a man's genitalia, specifically to the testicles.

Jim: That asshole owes me money. If he doesn't pay up I'm going to kick him square in the nuts!

Ted: Yeah, Ouch Pouch!

ouch pouch by C Keesy February 22, 2008

ouch'd 

When someone gets hurt, embarassed, or something bad, but in a funny way, happens to someone, you say they got OUCH'D. Only use this term in a playful manner when somethig funny happens to someone and when they will not get mad at you for saying this term.

When to say Ouch'd:
If Tom trips a little bit and almost falls down.
When NOT to use this term:
If Tom trips and falls down face first and everyone laughs at him.

ouch'd by beattie April 13, 2005