otamatard

Cutest hottest and strongest one piece tard u can meet, he gives huge shlong energy and simps for papijoonie

Hey look it’s otamatard’s cute face

by LOWKEY DABABY AND APPZY IS HOT March 10, 2021

Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

ornamental

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

onam

The coolest person alive (literally)

That girl is onam.

by blah blaj123 April 8, 2021

hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

by jeff caton August 19, 2003

St. Louis Hood Ornament

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010