Ancaster, Ontario

Beautiful town located on the escarpment. Unfortunately now part of dirty Hamilton, however Ancaster, along with dundas, and upper mountain hamilton is significantly nicer and wealthier than downtown. Annually holds the ancaster fair, and ancaster heritage days, which is any ancaster kids most anticipated holiday of the year, and basically an excuse for all high school students to get really drunk by 10am on a saturday. Essentially has one main road-Wilson, in which you can get to 99% of stores and streets. Most residents are rich, italian, catholics and all seemingly know eachother. There are two rival highschools- ancaster high and bishop tonnos. BT being the newer, nicer of the two. The town is seperated into two parts- the ancaster village is the cute historic part of the town which contains the ancaster old mill, and the meadowlands, which is the newer modern, part of town. Ancaster is located near Dundas Valley conservation. Ancaster children are generally very spoiled. They drive their parents BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, etc. You will ultimately be looked down upon if you do not drive/own/wear all the newest high-end, high quality possessions. Minus some of its residents, ancaster is a lovely, safe, place, with lots of small town charm and local attractions.

How do you get to Walmart In Ancaster, Ontario?
oh you just follow Wilson Street, its on the left

Is it heritage day tomorrow?
yes it is, meet you at Pizza Pizza for the parade around 9. Bring your alcohol, we will start drinking right after.

by Alessandro, guido January 12, 2011

Chatham Ontario

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.

Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".

by SW2020 April 2, 2021

Toronto, Ontario

Home to 2 million people, it's Ontario's capital and has the highest population, and attractions are the CN tower and Yonge street buildings.

Toronto, Ontario, is Canada's biggest city.

by The Canadian Textbook September 13, 2017

University of Western Ontario

Slang for an STD

I've been all over the University of Western Ontario and now it hurts to pee.

by Mortimer Benito April 9, 2009

Wingham Ontario

A small town in Huron county, where the Meth is plentiful, most people are shady, nothing is safe & donkeys roam freely, comparable to Lucknow/Teeswater,On

Wingham Ontario where all the Methheads go

by Beaumont Livingston September 25, 2017

university of western ontario

Heaven for white people

I go to the University of Western Ontario, and my major is AEO.

by jason_litty December 27, 2022

Ajax Ontario

A town that was once mainly white people is now the highest gang area in Durham. This is because the north end is either shitty houses with immigrants or overflow dicks from Scarborough or farms that are under urban sprawl pressure. The urban sprawl I'm guessing will end in Ajax at Deer Creek because rich people and rich farmers own lots above there. J. Clarke Richardson's black to white ratio is like 4000 to 1 i swear to god. Dennis O'Connor is mainly catholic people (no shit) who like to do drugs and get in fights and wear their sweater vests and trouser uniforms in a 'gangsta' fashion. Ajax High and most of Southern/Mid Ajax is like 95% white people. Ajax High is mainly preps, skaters and a small ass population of goth and black people who all hang in the same area. Ajax doesn't have many fights because everyone who is outside the school is ripped. There really isn't much to do in South Ajax, when you think about it, there's no attraction but we do fun stuff like go to jams that are all in the Lakeside area. Afterwards, the Sunday is pretty quiet because of the mass population of hang overs.

I live in South Ajax. Everyone I know does the same thing. It's like a schedule of retardedness. Yay!

Let's go to Ajax Ontario!

by RB94oo May 15, 2009