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One-Chat-Stands

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A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"
by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011
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One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.
by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011
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One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.
Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?
by EuphoricDisaster July 21, 2015
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One-life-stand

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.
Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.
by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010
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one night stand

Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back
Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.

www.1nightstandstory.com
by the one night man February 19, 2011
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One Nightmare Stand

Caught in the act of sex especially by the lover eg. wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner.
my secret affair ended up in a one nightmare stand.
by weMasconi November 26, 2010
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one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.
Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*
by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023
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