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When you want to get on a fine hunny but you definitely won't want it when you're sober
"So I saw that girl at a party, woke up the next morning said 'ONE TIME' and bounced."
by Stan Podalak November 4, 2008
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In the late ninties on the street of central California one-time referred to police coming down the strip, to warn everyone that they were in the vicinity. But One Time meant one police car, two time two police rollin' etc.
by Tatianna marie October 24, 2005
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they sound the siren one time to pull you over
by Anonymous November 14, 2001
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a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you
1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"
by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008
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What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."

Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"

Both Commentators: "Woah!"

Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."

Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."

(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
by Cancerballs October 20, 2008
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person 1: " Don't throw out those chinese food containers!"
person 2: " But they have old chinese food in it."
person 1: " We can reuse them."
person 2: " You are so one time."
by jbfresh August 26, 2009
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The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.
"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.
by Leon May 22, 2003
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