To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
by Randomé Pearson December 15, 2010
Get the One-night Stand mug.A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010
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Get the One Night Stand Roulette mug.You one night stand baby!
by Whitesall May 25, 2011
Get the One Night Stand Baby mug.One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...
Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
Get the One-night-stand carnage mug.A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
by valgl𓂀 December 10, 2021
Get the one-night stand crush mug.Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
by The Dumpster, Apparently August 5, 2008
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