Skip to main content

Persian Omlette 

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette
stop looking David McCandless! You'll never find out!
I'd rather be a slut than an omlette.
omlette by notanomlette June 25, 2010

three fag omlette 

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol
I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning
three fag omlette by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

omlette legs 

He/ or she likes to "run" really fast
Man he's got omlette legs
omlette legs by Corey Tyler October 13, 2008
Omletos is a youtuber (blogger) who can't spell the word omelet. His content is usually random, so subscribing to him will allow you to learn/see new sh*t you never intended to see.
"Is Omletos the best channel out there?"
"Omletos would answer yes to that question."
"So it is?"
"Yes, obviously"
Omletos by Omletos October 23, 2020

Omlette with Fried Bacon 

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.
Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!
Omlette with Fried Bacon by Faitraen September 30, 2008