In 2013, the Tulsa County School District abandoned the use of hall passes, and instead required students to carry their desks to the bathroom. The change was due to too many students leaving to the bathroom at once, and not returning to class.
by Spawnzilla May 13, 2023
Get the Oklahoma Desk Pass mug.home of the quakenado.... one of the few places in the world where two natural disaster happen at the same time.
Dude I was in oklahoma last week and I had to run out side 'cause of the quake.... then the tornado horn went off and I had to go in the shelter! I know bro I hate QUAKENADOS!
by ddrift November 19, 2011
Get the oklahoma mug.Related Words
A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.
Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
by TESTICLETWISTER September 6, 2013
Get the 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver mug.Omahas' dump literally for 20 years before EPA and landfills. The greed of the assholes who owned the dump took a hard luck neighborhood and turned it into a real shit hole. The dump gave east omaha smoke, stink, trash, and dump rats bigger than any ghetto rat. The dump made east omaha what it was and may the bastards who ran it rot in hell.
The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.
by benth April 18, 2008
Get the east omaha dump mug.by Princess Lum March 24, 2006
Get the Baja Oklahoma mug.by Jerk2 June 11, 2011
Get the oklahoma sundae mug.A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.
by Whipcrack January 9, 2020
Get the Oklahoma Twister mug.