Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

Teenaged old people

Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.

When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.

Teenaged old people are awesome

by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011

old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

by Urinehat February 12, 2007

old people smell

the smell of mold, mildew, and perfume. Usullay found on people 65+

Ewww! I smell old people smell!

by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

old-people-romance

The act of a couple 80+ having sex.

Josh noticed the really old couple next-door having old-people-romance.

by DavidJohnson May 28, 2006